The Galaxy Note? It won’t fit in a pocket or your hand, the two places you’re going to want to put your phone. For some reason, five million people don’t seem to care. Five million people purchased this distended LED baking sheet not caring that it’s too big to use well. For them, more is more. For them, a screen that’s too big is like something from a Mountain Dew commercial; it’s just awesome! The Note is a big, neon top hat of a handset—look at me and my giant phone, everyone. Look at how big it is. A shiny bauble. I can’t wait to go home and look at my big phone.